Teenie Weenie Newsletter - Volume 7 - Issue 14

Hello Teenie Weenie Fans,

Another year gone by! I started these newsletters in July, 2003, so I can't really claim 7 publishing years yet, but still, it's been a pretty long time. The demographic of the TW fan (the last strip was published almost 40 years ago) is such that folks have been dropping off the membership rolls at a faster rate than new members have been coming on board. Oh well, I've always said that I do this more for myself than for anyone else anyway. Posting these as a blog (The-TW-King.com) has gotten over two thousand visits so far, but still relatively few comments. TW fans must all be the strong, silent type!

I was able to post a month of holiday season strips (1941-1969) at the web site, so those are out there for posterity now. They say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens on the Internet is forever!

I toyed with many theme ideas for this issue, but in the end, I settled for the New Year's idea of posting some first strips of the year:

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(January 4th, 1942)

The weather had turned cold. Deep snow had drifted nearly to the top of the shoe house windows. Some of the Teenie Weenies ventured out on their tiny skis and snowshoes, but most of the little people crowded around the Teenie Weenie fireplace. It was warm there and pleasant to watch the lead pencil logs blaze in the tiny fireplace. Still, after a day or so, the Teenie Weenies became restless.

"Jinks!" exploded the Dunce. "Let's do something."

"How about a sled ride?" suggested the Cowboy. "We could get a couple of mice to pull the sled and have a lot of fun."

The Teenie Weenies were delighted with the idea of a sled ride. They set to work at once making arrangements. The Cowboy went off on his skis to hire a couple of mice. Some of the Teenie Weenie men dug the sled out of the deep snow and made it ready for the trip. The Teenie Weenie women brought out many Teenie Weenie pillows and blankets. Everybody was wearing his warmest clothes, his galoshes and his mittens.

When the two mice arrived they were hitched to the sled. The Cowboy, an expert mouse-back rider, took charge of the team. The mice were a spirited pair of Teenie Weenie horses and they fairly made the sled fly over the snow.

The Teenie Weenies had a delightful ride. Everything went smoothly until they were nearly home on the return trip, then they had an accident. It was a very sudden accident, too, for the first thing the Teenie Weenies knew the mice had scampered up a tree, upsetting the sled. The little people found themselves dumped into the snow.

"W-w-what's the matter?" asked the General, popping his head out of the drift into which he had fallen.

The mice set up a loud chattering, but the General could not understand a single word. The Teenie Weenies can talk to most birds and animals, but it is very hard for them to understand mice. However, the Chinaman, who usually can understand them, began to translate their chatter into the Teenie Weenie language.

"Mice say they muchie flightened," the Chinaman reported. "They say they smell cat."

The General climbed a nearby bush and looked about.

"There is not a cat in sight," he reported to the shivering mice, who were too excited to look for themselves.

"Anyway, you are not safe up there because a cat can climb a tree quick as a wink," argued the Dunce.

Everybody said sh-h-h to the Dunce because he made the mice even more afraid, if that was possible.

The mice refused to come down from the tree, so the Teenie Weenies were forced to walk to the shoe house. There they all toasted their tiny toes before the fire and laughed a great deal over the accident while they supped hot chocolate, which the Teenie Weenie Cook had made for them.

It was a long time before the mice appeared at the shoe house for their pay. They were still quite nervous, but the Teenie Weenies gave each of them three grains of corn for their work and they seemed well pleased.

 

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(January 3rd, 1943)

The Teenie Weenies are very fond of a certain seed which grows on a tall weed. This plant has a tiny sweet seed which the little folk use for breakfast food. They had gathered some during the early Autumn, but it was nearly gone. When the Cook announced that fact, the little people were much disturbed.

"I know where there are some weeds," said the Turk, who especially liked this Teenie Weenie food. "Maybe there are some seeds still left in the pods. I'll go out and have a look at them after breakfast"

"I doubt that you'll want to go out after breakfast seed this morning," said the General, as he passed the platter of fried frog ham to the Turk "It's mighty cold outside."

"Well," said the Turk, "the seeds won't come to us and so there is nothing to do but go after them. I'm going to try to get some."

After breakfast the Dunce, the Sailor and the Chinaman agreed to heap the Turk. Taking bags to which they had tied strings they could be hung from the shoulders, the four little chaps set out to find the seeds. They found plenty of the right kind of weeds, but the wind had blown away many of the seeds and the little men had to climb many weeds before they were able to fill the bags they had brought with them.

While they were at work a dog came trotting by. He spied the Teenie Weenies climbing the weeds and came up and stared with wide eyes.

"What are you doing up there?" the dog asked.

"We're picking some seeds," answered the Turk, who understood dog's talk fairly well. "We use the seed for breakfast food."

"Do you really eat them?" asked the dog

"Certainly," said the Turk. "They're good."

"Lawsy!" exclaimed the dog. "I wish I had something good to eat. I'm nearly starved and the worst part of it is that I have a fine bone buried with a lot of meat on it."

"Why don't you dig it up then?" asked the Dunce.

"Can't," answered the dog. "The ground is frozen solid and I can't get at it."

"Shucks!" said the Turk. "We can fix that for you. Show us where the bone is buried and we'll build a fire over the spot and thaw out the ground so you can dig it up."

The dog gladly led the Teenie Weenies to the place where he had buried the bone, and the little men began gathering small twigs to build a big fire. The Turk started a tiny blaze with his flint and steel, and in a short time he had a roaring fire burning.

"Now," said the Turk, ‘we must be going home, but when this fire burns down and cools off, all you'll have to do is to dig up the bone."

"You'd better stick around and I'll give you some," said the dog. "It's good meat."

"Say!" said Dunce. "That meat will be all covered with dirt after being buried in the ground."

"A little dirt won't hurt you," the dog insisted.

"A little dirt on a cold morning like this might not do any harm behind the ears or on the neck," grinned the Dunce, "but I don't want to eat any."

"Well," laughed the dog, "thanks for your help, and if there is anything I can do for you just let me know."

The Teenie Weenies went off with their bags of seed and the last they saw of the dog he was sitting beside the fire waiting for it to burn out so he could dig up his bone.

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Bird Rescue (January 2nd, 1944)

A little snow lay over the ground and during the night the weather turned bitter cold. Early the next morning the Teenie Weenie Turk was up before the rest of the little people. He dressed warmly, not forgetting to put on his tiny ear muffs and taking a Teenie Weenie snow shovel, he set to work clearing off the Teenie Weenie paths about the shoe house. He cleaned off the front porch and steps, and then removed the snow from the kitchen porch. As he started to shovel a path to the woodshed he noticed something dark lying in the snow nearby.

"Looks like a bird!" the Turk muttered to himself. When he ran over to the object, he discovered it was a golden-crowned kinglet. The bird appeared lifeless, but the Turk ran to the shoe house and called the Teenie Weenie Doctor. The Doctor, followed by a number of the little people, ran to the bird and hastily examined it.

"It's still alive!" the Doctor told them, "but we must get it into a warm place quickly."

"We'd better take it into the shoe house," said the Turk, as several of the little men carefully picked up the bird. The men carried the bird toward the shoe house. But as they drew near the front steps, the General came out and told them to take the bird to the toolhouse.

"You'll never get that bird through the doorway here," said the General. "The toolhouse door is bigger and you can probably get through it without much trouble."

The Teenie Weenies carried the bird to the toolhouse, which had been made out of an old coffee can. Even that door was a tight squeeze, and the Teenie Weenies had to do considerable pushing before they could get the bird inside. As soon as they worked the bird through, it was wrapped in four Teenie Weenie comforters which the Lady of Fashion brought from the shoe house.

The Sailor built a roaring fire in the tiny stove, and the coffee can was soon warm and comfortable. In a short time the bird opened its eyes. The Doctor made a careful examination, which showed that the bird was nearly starved and suffering from cold. The Cook brought over some warm broth, and the bird was able to eat a little. Under the Teenie Weenies' care the bird rapidly improved, and in a few days it was quite well.

"You see," the Doctor explained, "birds have a hard time to make a living when snow covers the ground. They can't find enough to eat and then they grow weak and suffer from the cold."

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Into A Saucepan (January 7th, 1945)

It was cold and frosty outside and most of the Teenie Weenies were contented to keep close to the Teenie Weenie fireplace. It was tiresome for the Dunce for he liked to be busy and just sitting around didn't suit him. He teased the Lady of Fashion until that little person threatened to jab him with the Teenie Weenie darning needle with which she was mending Teenie Weenie stockings. The Dunce strolled out into the Teenie Weenie kitchen where the Cook, and Gogo were finishing with the luncheon dishes. "Come on and let's go over to the shop and see what the Turk is doing," he said. 

Teenie Weenies love to visit big folks' houses and the Cook and Gogo followed the Dunce to a house near the Teenie Weenie village. They investigated everything in the kitchen and finally they crawled up onto a table, where they found a stewing pan, a paring knife, and a box of safety matches.

The Cook and Gogo put away the last of the Teenie Weenie dishes and followed the Dunce to the coffee can which the little men used for a work shop. They found the Turk hammering the kinks out of a woman's hairpin. He was making some curtain rods for the Teenie Weenie dining room windows and the Dunce, the Cook, and Gogo stood around and watched him work for a few minutes. Finally the Dunce became restless and he suggested they go to one of the big houses in the lane. "Maybe we can find something to eat there," he argued.

 "Say!" exclaimed the Dunce, who had touched the side of the pan. "There's something warm in this pan. I'm going to find out what it is."

The Dunce dragged the box of safety matches to the side of the pan and pulled himself up onto the edge of the pan.

"Say! Jimminie Crooks!" exclaimed the Dunce after he had leaned down and felt the contents of the pan. "There's warm water in here and it's just right for swimming."

Swimming is a favorite sport with the Teenie Weenies and in a jiffy the little chaps pulled off their clothes and dived into the pan. In his excitement the Dunce forgot to take off his hat. It came off when he dived in, sank to the bottom of the pan, and he had to dive a number of times before he recovered it.

The house was warm and no one was at home, so the little men spent the rest of the afternoon diving and swimming in the pan for it is mighty seldom that Teenie Weenies have a chance to go swimming in the wintertime.

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The Doctor Gets A Patient (January 6th, 1946)

When the snow covers the ground and the weather is cold the Teenie Weenie men spend most of their time in the old coffee can which the little folks have made into a Teenie Weenie workshop. A tiny stove, made from a one inch pipe nipple, keeps the place warm and comfortable while the men work. They mend Teenie Weenie furniture and make many useful things for the little tribe. The Teenie Weenies are never wasteful, and they save all sorts of things which most big people throw away. When the men cut up lead pencils for firewood they save most of the lead inside the pencils. The lead is powdered very fine and then mixed, with a special oil the Doctor has invented, into a fine waterproof paint which is used to cover the Teenie Weenie roofs on the Teenie Weenie houses. It is also used for stove polish, and that is why the Teenie Weenie kitchen stove is always neat and bright.

One cold morning, while the Dunce was powdering lead for the paint and several of the other Teenie Weenie men were busy with odd jobs, they heard the flap of wings followed by a cooing sound outside. The men ran out to find a big pigeon standing before the workshop. The pigeon bobbed its head up and down and kept up a loud cooing as though it was trying to talk. None of the little men could understand a thing the bird said, not even the Chinaman, who is very clever in understanding birds and animals, could tell what the pigeon was trying to say. They noticed that the bird kept bobbing its head towards its feet. Then the Teenie Weenies saw that a metal band was fastened to one of the pigeon's legs and they could see that the band had made a sore place on the bird's leg.

"What dat band fo'?" asked Gogo.

It's put on by the owner of the pigeon so he can identify the bird," answered the Doctor as he examined the sore leg.

The Doctor asked for hot water and some bandages. Gogo ran to the shoe house and soon came back with half an acorn shell full of hot water. The Chinaman brought a Teenie Weenie sheet, and the Doctor gently washed the sore leg, put on some Teenie Weenie salve and bandaged it.

The bird seemed very grateful and it bowed its head up and down trying to show its thanks and then it flew away. The Teenie Weenies wondered why the pigeon had come to them for help, but they found out later that Tilly Titter the English sparrow had sent the bird to them.

Below is some more of my usual foolishness. Take Care and Happy New year!

Don

Things change:

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I'll just say that this explains a lot, and let it go at that:

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Here's a very relaxing 5-minute aquarium video:

Say, look what I found in the street level view at Google Maps (Those folks are good!):

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This is such a simple idea, but cute!

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This is a simple idea too, but these balloons could play heck with traffic!

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Your obligatory cute animal video:

This shows that you have to consider your choice of words very carefully:

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For Star Wars nerds who also happen to be World War II buffs:

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Or how about Star Wars nerds who also happen to be Mucha fans:

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